Corporate joke
A woman in hot air balloon realized she is lost...
She reduced altitude & shouted to a man below :-
"Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend to meet him an hour ago but I don't know where I am."
Man below replied :-
"You are in hot air balloon 30 feet above the ground. You are at 41 degree North latitude & 59 degree West longitude."
Lady :- "You must be an engineer."
Man :- "How do you know?"
Lady :- "Everything you told me is technically correct but useless & the fact is I'm still lost."
Engineer :- "You must be in Top Management."
Lady :- "Ya. How do you know?"
Engineer :- "You don't know where you are or where you're going, you have no technical knowledge.
You made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep & you expect people beneath you to solve your problems..!!"
Courtesy: Whatsapp forward.
A woman in hot air balloon realized she is lost...
She reduced altitude & shouted to a man below :-
"Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend to meet him an hour ago but I don't know where I am."
Man below replied :-
"You are in hot air balloon 30 feet above the ground. You are at 41 degree North latitude & 59 degree West longitude."
Lady :- "You must be an engineer."
Man :- "How do you know?"
Lady :- "Everything you told me is technically correct but useless & the fact is I'm still lost."
Engineer :- "You must be in Top Management."
Lady :- "Ya. How do you know?"
Engineer :- "You don't know where you are or where you're going, you have no technical knowledge.
You made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep & you expect people beneath you to solve your problems..!!"
Courtesy: Whatsapp forward.
No comments:
Post a Comment